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Saturday night smack talk (OOC)

Merrily mining with Corp mates and a familiar face pops into local.
The poor sods, I've harassed them enough over the last few days, but they don't learn. Calling someone a 'cunt' in local isn't the best way to go about things - especially when you're new to the area and the crazy bitch you're typing obscenities at is a local personality.
Maybe I'm exaggerating on that score, but my Alliance are well known and most of its members are very well versed in PvP. You've got to be if you want to make a living as a pirate.

So here is my usual chatlog [un-edited.]
[ 2009.09.12 20:55:32 ] Mia Shawley > miss click LT?
[ 2009.09.12 20:56:01 ] Dossie Kielle > Harassing TWR again, LT? lol
[ 2009.09.12 20:56:12 ] Longtooth > miss click aye
[ 2009.09.12 20:56:18 ] Longtooth > and I would never dream of harrassing TWR
[ 2009.09.12 20:56:22 ] Justine Death > Convoed Alice
[ 2009.09.12 20:59:07 ] Dossie Kielle > What belt?
[ 2009.09.12 21:03:51 ] Alice Conway > that aint a miner dossie
[ 2009.09.12 21:03:54 ] Alice Conway > /emote shoos
[ 2009.09.12 21:04:14 ] Dossie Kielle > You said to get to a belt so I undocked my Mega...
[ 2009.09.12 21:04:25 ] Justine Death > lol
[ 2009.09.12 21:04:43 ] Justine Death > im mena *Chuclkes*
[ 2009.09.12 21:05:28 ] Director Yammi > /emote gets caught in Dossie's gravitational pull and crashes his ship into one of the guns... not even a scratch remains.
[ 2009.09.12 21:06:48 ] Dossie Kielle > You want me in a mining boat?
[ 2009.09.12 21:07:16 ] Seraphina Oriana > Mining Op? Want an Orca's bonuses and an extra set of lasers?
[ 2009.09.12 21:07:43 ] Mia Shawley > orcas covered
[ 2009.09.12 21:07:54 ] Dossie Kielle > Does a Navy Vexor count as a miner? I has mining drones. xD
[ 2009.09.12 21:07:58 ] Seraphina Oriana > lol
[ 2009.09.12 21:43:24 ] Longtooth > lol
[ 2009.09.12 21:43:41 ] Seraphina Oriana > /emote protects the rocks!!!
[ 2009.09.12 21:43:45 ] Seraphina Oriana > Ours! >.<
[ 2009.09.12 21:44:10 ] Justine Death > my fleets here already lt
[ 2009.09.12 21:44:18 ] Longtooth > since I get...irrate to say the least when other people start shooting what I consider mine
[ 2009.09.12 21:44:20 ] Justine Death > :were both 1 man fleets :P
[ 2009.09.12 21:44:40 ] Longtooth > I'll extend you the courtesy I wish to see extended to myself
[ 2009.09.12 21:45:02 ] Seraphina Oriana > /emote glomps LT "Thankies"
[ 2009.09.12 21:45:34 ] Longtooth > you running 5 and 1 as well?
[ 2009.09.12 21:45:51 ] Mia Shawley > 3 at mo
[ 2009.09.12 21:45:53 ] Mia Shawley > laptop
[ 2009.09.12 21:45:59 ] Longtooth > ah
[ 2009.09.12 21:46:41 ] Justine Death > oplus only have 5 total and 2 are pure pvp
[ 2009.09.12 21:47:53 ] Longtooth > I think I'm about to piss somebody off
[ 2009.09.12 21:49:30 ] Director Yammi > all the lazers are lagging my cliant
[ 2009.09.12 21:49:41 ] Seraphina Oriana > Turn them off
[ 2009.09.12 21:49:56 ] Cash Hands > i think all of those hulks are his
[ 2009.09.12 21:52:42 ] Longtooth > who's?
[ 2009.09.12 21:52:53 ] Longtooth > oh me :D
[ 2009.09.12 21:53:15 ] Boydy > lol yeh
[ 2009.09.12 21:53:23 ] Boydy > uv just took over the belt we're on :P
[ 2009.09.12 21:53:29 ] Longtooth > you guys might wanna vacate
[ 2009.09.12 21:53:34 ] Boydy > yeh i think we will
[ 2009.09.12 21:53:35 ] Longtooth > there won't be much left here in a bit
[ 2009.09.12 21:53:41 ] Boydy > no worries :P
[ 2009.09.12 21:54:12 ] Dossie Kielle > Oh, my friends. You want me to appear in my Navy Vexor again?
[ 2009.09.12 21:57:42 ] Seraphina Oriana > I'm surprised you didn't notice them earlier Dossie darling ^-^
[ 2009.09.12 21:58:47 ] Boydy > dossie, no thanks :P
[ 2009.09.12 22:02:24 ] Dossie Kielle > I'll bring out a Frigate?
[ 2009.09.12 22:03:21 ] Cash Hands > Dossie how is RL treating you
[ 2009.09.12 22:03:41 ] Boydy > dossie.. no ur okay, thanks all the same
[ 2009.09.12 22:03:45 ] Cash Hands > Are you as big as a cunt offline as you are online
[ 2009.09.12 22:03:49 ] Cash Hands > ?
[ 2009.09.12 22:03:55 ] Seraphina Oriana > Oh she is!! ^-^
[ 2009.09.12 22:03:58 ] Dossie Kielle > I'm a bitch, get it right.
[ 2009.09.12 22:03:59 ] Seraphina Oriana > That's why I love her.
[ 2009.09.12 22:04:22 ] Boydy > she musn't be gettina any, thats all i can say :P
[ 2009.09.12 22:04:40 ] Cash Hands > It is coming to that time of the month tbh
[ 2009.09.12 22:04:48 ] Boydy > seems so!
[ 2009.09.12 22:04:55 ] Cash Hands > damn
[ 2009.09.12 22:04:58 ] Cash Hands > what a hag
[ 2009.09.12 22:05:01 ] Boydy > :P
[ 2009.09.12 22:05:03 ] Dossie Kielle > Oh hunni, I get wild casual girl-on-girl sex atleast every other day.
[ 2009.09.12 22:05:16 ] Boydy > haha.. butch
[ 2009.09.12 22:05:29 ] Cash Hands > OMFG i love the smell of bullshit in the evening
[ 2009.09.12 22:05:39 ] Director Yammi > umm, idk whether to be aroused or confused...
[ 2009.09.12 22:05:59 ] Cash Hands > dossie are you one of them butch lezzers?
[ 2009.09.12 22:06:04 ] Seraphina Oriana > /emote wispers to Cash "Dossie is a gurl in RL with bewbies and everything"
[ 2009.09.12 22:06:10 ] Boydy > with short hair like a lad?
[ 2009.09.12 22:06:43 ] Dossie Kielle > Ask LT and any of the Wabbits that seen me. I have long hair and bewbs and everything girly.
[ 2009.09.12 22:06:57 ] Justine Death > ^this
[ 2009.09.12 22:07:08 ] Seraphina Oriana > /emote nods
[ 2009.09.12 22:07:24 ] Seraphina Oriana > Oh! Dossie, will you be coming to my b/day party in a few weeks?
[ 2009.09.12 22:07:45 ] Boydy > shame about the face then i bet dossie
[ 2009.09.12 22:07:57 ] Mia Shawley > /emote is 2 in about 17days
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:02 ] Mia Shawley > 21
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:05 ] Seraphina Oriana > lol
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:11 ] Seraphina Oriana > I'm 23 on the 23rd of this month
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:17 ] Director Yammi > i'm 21 in 3 months
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:19 ] Dossie Kielle > Boydy, learn to smack talk better to someone that actually doesn't care. =o
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:20 ] Seraphina Oriana > So that's what? Eleven days or so?
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:32 ] Mia Shawley > 21 oith the 300th
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:41 ] Mia Shawley > - a 0 dam lag laptop :(
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:44 ] Seraphina Oriana > lol
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:46 ] Dossie Kielle > Mia's 2 soon. xD
[ 2009.09.12 22:08:56 ] Longtooth > I haven't seen any pics of you Dossie but you sound hawt on vent ;)
[ 2009.09.12 22:09:19 ] Seraphina Oriana > Did you not see her pic in the Rabbits who's who forum?
[ 2009.09.12 22:09:27 ] Seraphina Oriana > There was pics of Gil there too ^-^
[ 2009.09.12 22:09:37 ] Seraphina Oriana > I wouldn't put him to his voice.
[ 2009.09.12 22:09:43 ] Longtooth > I just threw up a little in my mouth
[ 2009.09.12 22:09:47 ] Longtooth > and no I missed the Dossie pics
[ 2009.09.12 22:09:48 ] Dossie Kielle > *Generic photo of me flipping the bird.*
[ 2009.09.12 22:10:20 ] Longtooth > priceless pose
[ 2009.09.12 22:13:27 ] Dossie Kielle > So mister Cash, want to smack talk any more?
[ 2009.09.12 22:13:37 ] Longtooth > I think he's busy :D
[ 2009.09.12 22:14:02 ] Dossie Kielle > He better not be fapping. -.-
[ 2009.09.12 22:14:15 ] Longtooth > wanna take odds?
[ 2009.09.12 22:14:18 ] Dossie Kielle > OMG nerd girl! *Fapfapfap.*
[ 2009.09.12 22:14:25 ] Longtooth > LOL
[ 2009.09.12 22:14:26 ] Seraphina Oriana > /emote giggles
[ 2009.09.12 22:14:30 ] Justine Death > 3-1 he is
[ 2009.09.12 22:14:35 ] Longtooth > absolutely
[ 2009.09.12 22:14:46 ] Longtooth > first real gurl he's seen since mummy
[ 2009.09.12 22:14:47 ] Justine Death > and yes thats right way round bet 3 win 1 :P
[ 2009.09.12 22:14:47 ] Seraphina Oriana > 1-1 - there's no doubt lol
[ 2009.09.12 22:15:02 ] Justine Death > 3-1 is worse then evens sere aka more sure thing
[ 2009.09.12 22:15:14 ] Seraphina Oriana > 8)
[ 2009.09.12 22:15:25 ] Justine Death > 1-3*
[ 2009.09.12 22:15:29 ] Cash Hands > Oh - your still going on about yourself?
[ 2009.09.12 22:15:33 ] Justine Death > my bad :P
[ 2009.09.12 22:15:37 ] Dossie Kielle > I'd bet all my ships he'll deny fapping.
[ 2009.09.12 22:15:38 ] Cash Hands > Cash Hands > I hate girls who think they're pretty when they preach on about it when i've seen prettier things between my balls and arsehole
[ 2009.09.12 22:15:40 ] Seraphina Oriana > I did wonder Jd lol
[ 2009.09.12 22:15:42 ] Cash Hands > from corp chat
[ 2009.09.12 22:15:51 ] Cash Hands > enjoy
[ 2009.09.12 22:16:29 ] Dossie Kielle > Cash Hands, I know I'm me, that's it. I'm not as hot as Salma Hayek and there are prettier women then me out there.
[ 2009.09.12 22:16:48 ] Cash Hands > dont go posting your scary pic around you hag
[ 2009.09.12 22:17:02 ] Dossie Kielle > But atleast I'm not a fat balding middle aged man whos only sexual relief is his hand.
[ 2009.09.12 22:17:17 ] Longtooth > and staring at the hawt pic on his eve account
[ 2009.09.12 22:17:23 ] Director Yammi > /emote believes this channel just became a minefeild...
[ 2009.09.12 22:17:42 ] Seraphina Oriana > Local is always a minefield Yammi x)
[ 2009.09.12 22:17:47 ] Cash Hands > lol
[ 2009.09.12 22:17:52 ] Dossie Kielle > Welcome to Usi, Yammi. =]
[ 2009.09.12 22:17:58 ] Cash Hands > fat, balding and middle aged .. lol
[ 2009.09.12 22:18:01 ] Cash Hands > LOL
[ 2009.09.12 22:18:03 ] Cash Hands > yeh
[ 2009.09.12 22:18:06 ] Cash Hands > ... good one
[ 2009.09.12 22:18:27 ] Dossie Kielle > Oh, so you're a sexually frustrated 12-16 year old?
[ 2009.09.12 22:18:40 ] Cash Hands > lol
[ 2009.09.12 22:18:55 ] Cash Hands > sexually frustrated
[ 2009.09.12 22:18:57 ] Cash Hands > lol
[ 2009.09.12 22:18:59 ] Cash Hands > yeh
[ 2009.09.12 22:19:35 ] Dossie Kielle > You're not denying it, either.
[ 2009.09.12 22:19:39 ] Cash Hands > Anyway i'll leave you to it
[ 2009.09.12 22:19:47 ] Cash Hands > enjoy your period
[ 2009.09.12 22:19:50 ] Longtooth > -fapfapfap-
[ 2009.09.12 22:20:48 ] Dossie Kielle > LT you sexually frustrated old man, stop looking at yourself in the mirror.
[ 2009.09.12 22:21:54 ] Longtooth > I can't help it
[ 2009.09.12 22:21:58 ] Longtooth > I'm to sexy for my shirt
[ 2009.09.12 22:22:10 ] Longtooth > and christ woman I'm only 36
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So, welcome to Usi local when we start talking...
We continued to mine for some time. I'm not a miner, but it's okay when you're just talking shite in local when an Incursus comes into the belt...
More local chat nonsense:
[ 2009.09.12 23:23:56 ] Dossie Kielle > I'm more then a bird.
[ 2009.09.12 23:24:05 ] Dossie Kielle > I'm more then a plane...
[ 2009.09.12 23:24:14 ] Dossie Kielle > I'm a bird-plannnneeeee~~
[ 2009.09.12 23:24:30 ] Dossie Kielle > I'm a mother fucking bird-plaaaannnnnnneeeee~~
[ 2009.09.12 23:24:52 ] Director Yammi > /emote prepares Dossie's sedatives...
[ 2009.09.12 23:24:52 ] Dorian Geric > ramming time
[ 2009.09.12 23:24:56 ] Dossie Kielle > Roger.
[ 2009.09.12 23:25:17 ] Director Yammi > whered my can go?
[ 2009.09.12 23:25:32 ] Director Yammi > DAMMIT ORIAN!
[ 2009.09.12 23:25:43 ] Dorian Geric > hehe
[ 2009.09.12 23:25:48 ] Galerathon Oriana > It wasn't dorian, pay attention to fleet you nutter
[ 2009.09.12 23:26:00 ] Dorian Geric > can i ram you now?
[ 2009.09.12 23:26:26 ] Director Yammi > wait, hes the only one in range....
[ 2009.09.12 23:26:33 ] Dorian Geric > ?
[ 2009.09.12 23:26:55 ] Director Yammi > of my can
[ 2009.09.12 23:27:02 ] Dorian Geric > did your stock of resorces disappear
[ 2009.09.12 23:27:10 ] Galerathon Oriana > Read your fleet channel Yammi!! >.<
[ 2009.09.12 23:27:23 ] Dorian Geric > ?
[ 2009.09.12 23:27:45 ] Dorian Geric > ramming time
[ 2009.09.12 23:27:53 ] Dorian Geric > hehe
[ 2009.09.12 23:28:00 ] Dorian Geric > dink
[ 2009.09.12 23:28:08 ] Dorian Geric > dink
[ 2009.09.12 23:28:22 ] Galerathon Oriana > Oh the pain!!!
[ 2009.09.12 23:28:31 ] Galerathon Oriana > I turned around!!!
[ 2009.09.12 23:28:38 ] Galerathon Oriana > /emote falls over
[ 2009.09.12 23:29:20 ] Dorian Geric > dink
[ 2009.09.12 23:29:44 ] Dorian Geric > dink
[ 2009.09.12 23:29:57 ] Dorian Geric > good bye
[ 2009.09.12 23:30:31 ] Dossie Kielle > What? Learn from your Corp mate's experiences and decided not to fuck with me?
[ 2009.09.12 23:30:44 ] Dorian Geric > ?
[ 2009.09.12 23:31:13 ] Director Yammi > Please rape him Dossie
[ 2009.09.12 23:31:24 ] Dossie Kielle > http://dostumai.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=17
[ 2009.09.12 23:31:58 ] Dossie Kielle > I would've gotten the Rifter if I had a point fitted.
[ 2009.09.12 23:33:18 ] Dorian Geric > i live to ram another day!!!
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With that he flees from local and to no one knows where.
We may be in highsec, but I'm still a bitch and a pirate at heart.